Me: I am 1000 words short for the day, and I have lost all interest.
Tamara: I assume this is Kat... My new phone is blind to friendship.
Me: I do not know this Kat of which you speak. She sounds ravishing. Tell me more.
Tamara: Oh yes, quite ravishing. A thousand words behind her goal, though... So good with bad, you know?
Me: Touche.
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