There is a pigeon that lives on my upstairs' neighbors' deck. It mostly perches directly above the skylight above my kitchen. This pigeon seems to spend all of its waking hours either:
A- pooping directly on the skylight above my kitchen
B- making noises that are just quiet and rhythmic enough to sound like people having sex in another room.
Thanks, pigeon. You're the best.
(I know it's been months since I posted. I kept thinking about what I should say about this, or what kind of post I should write to get myself back into it. Then I decided I was overthinking it, so you get this instead.
Did you miss me?)