Me: I am 1000 words short for the day, and I have lost all interest.

Tamara: I assume this is Kat... My new phone is blind to friendship.

Me: I do not know this Kat of which you speak. She sounds ravishing. Tell me more.

Tamara: Oh yes, quite ravishing. A thousand words behind her goal, though... So good with bad, you know?

Me: Touche.